Sundays with Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 78 - Makeup and Beauty Blog
Dear Diary,
You know, ever since I was a kitten living on the streets of Factory Valley, I knew what I wanted to be. I've always craved fame and fortune, and I chose this life as an international playboy tabby. It didn't choose me.
But never in a million years did I think information technology would exist this … difficult.
Don't get me incorrect. I'k not lament, but I take to deal with things that other cats can't possibly understand, like the damned paparazzi.
They've been relentless lately… On Monday I thought I'd take advantage of the nice atmospheric condition, right? I figured I'd only walk to Bikram instead of taking the limo (my yogi thinks I need to work on my downward domestic dog), but 10 photogs were waiting for me outside!
Then on Wednesday I flew downwards to get hiking in the hills with Fifty.C. and Audrina. Sidenote: No, Heidi was NOT invited. We haven't spoken since I whooped Spencer's donkey at Le Deux last summer. Have that and rewind it back, Pratt!! Anywho, we were taking in the scenery and talking about Kim K.'southward new aroma when I turned around and BAM! Cameras everywhere.
And it happens all the time! A few weeks agone my assistant found these pics on Perez…
Here I am walking home from an all-nighter with Jay-Z and Beyonce.
And here I am eating at The Salad Bar, this lilliputian place I similar downtown. The paps merely looooove to catch me when I'1000 eating.
Speaking of my banana, you know I love the girl, but she works my last nervus. Now she thinks she deserves a enhance (whatev) proverb she feels "overworked" and "under-appreciated," apathetic blah blah… Join the order, baby cakes.
Oh, and get this. At present Cat Fancy's proverb pets are beginning to look like their administration. Sounds like B.South., correct? But and then I constitute these online:
Freaked out much?
Sigh… If this keeps up, I'm gonna need bodyguards and a security consultation with these cats here.
Until side by side time,
Tabs
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